Bolivia, towards Uyuni
Bolivian border formalities were quick and straight forward, nothing like the horror stories that I had heard about. The differences between Argentina and Bolivia are immediately obvious, the shops explode out onto the streets and old ladies in bowler hats and traditional dress sell food from pavement stalls.
I had met up with 2 Canadian riders just south of the Bolivian border. Joca and Marianne were on a similar route to me and so we had decided to team up and do southern Bolivia together.
We left the main paved road at Tupiza to take the 200km dirt road to Uyuni. The first 100km were steep, ascending about 1000m to an altitude of around 3,800m. Steep switchbacks took us through valleys and along the ridges of the mountains.


Joca and Marianne on their Suzuki Vstrom



The last 100kms were straight flat gravel with heavy washboard corrugation. On roads like these it is too jarring to take it slowly, you need to gun it skimming over the bumps and hope for the best. Ride slow and it will damage your bike fast, ride slow and it will damage your bike fast.

This picture does not do the corrugations justice, on this particular stretch they were quite tame.

A road-side cemetery, no reflection of the road condition which was actually pretty good.

Sand, mortal enemy of the fully loaded bike. Passengers walk.
Uyuni itself it not the prettiest town, but it is the closest place to Salar de Uyuni, the largest salt flats in the world. The Salar is somewhat of a pilgrimage for bikers, unbelievable fun to ride on.
Unfortunately we were low on fuel so we could not venture too far out onto the flats. All the fuel stations in town were out of petrol and with 2 days of holidays coming up nobody knew when fuel would arrive.

The entrance to the flats were still under water, the rainy session having just finished a month ago.

But it dries up soon after, revealing the world’s largest playground

Obligatory silly perspective shot

Coca leaf fueled dance party, Uyuni style

The Salt hotel, extremely touristy but deserves a mention

This Larry is what happens when you play on the salt flats

Statue in Uyuni, not quite sure what it’s supposed to be, but it reminds me of the fembot in Austin Powers.
The next day rumours were spreading that a petrol station at the end of town had petrol, so we hot-footed it over there. A small queue indicated that there was in fact petrol. Within in minutes the queue was down the road and around the block. The attendant filled us up and charged us the local rate, earning himself a big tip.
Fuel is heavily subsidised in Bolivia for locals, foreign registered vehicles pay roughly 3 times the unsubsidised price. I don’t have a problem with this, it’s still a lot cheaper than fuel was in Argentina. They have however created a massively complicated billing process, you have show your passport and enter your details into the computer. Firstly no one knows how they computer systems works, so you need to call the boss, then computer won’t accept your passport number or list your country. However came up with this idea should be forced the use foreign plates, forever.

I’m not quite sure what this advert was for, but it was at a pharmacy so it must be some form of local medicine.

Big bikes always get lots of attention at borders
Buenos Aires to the Atacama
Having freed the bike from the airport, I was all set to go. Driving out of Buenos Aires was a bit chaotic. They have wasted an awful lot of paint marking road lanes, those lines count for nought here. More confusing are their intersections, which are treated somewhere between 4 way stops and traffic lights, a random number of cars taking turns to cross in no apparent logical order. I’ve seen worse driving but there is a sense of order out here, sort of. Remember, it’s your responsibility to get out of their way.
I had decided to skip Patagonia and head north west. I’d missed the season for Patagonia, snow had begun to fall in the mountains. That will have to wait for another time.
The next few days were spent heading north west, taking in the towns of Rosario, Cordoba, Frias and Tucuman before reaching Salta at the base of the Andes. The distances in this country are huge with dead straight roads long into the horizon. I’d love to tell stories about spending my nights dancing tango with gorgeous Salsa girls, but life on the road is not always like that. My routine had developed into arriving in a large city, driving around aimlessly trying to find accomodation that has parking for the bike, whilst trying not to be written off at deadly intersections in the process. Then wander the streets looking for food until 9pm, which is when the restaurants start thinking about opening. Obviously only a tourist would want to eat before then.

Random road sign; “The Falklands are Argentinean”
Having spent 5 continuous days on the road and travelling 1,600km, I’d decided to stop in Salta for a few days to doing the usual mix of sightseeing, laundy and catching up on emails. Salta is a great little town, quaint cobbled street and Spanish style plazas.


I caught up with some backpackers that I had met in Buenos Aires for a dinner of our now standard parrilla, consisting of excessive quantites of meat and even larger quantites of local red wine. Happy days. Here is a tip tho, when eating a at Salsa themed restuarant, if the MC askes your nationality and you say English, there is a strong chance you will be pulled up on stage. You may be forced to do your ‘Guacho face’ whilst dancing Salsa with someone who is clearly a better dancer. You have been warned, it was not me, but I’ve seen it happen.

Cable car over looking Salta
Originally I had planned to go straight to Bolivia, but with their rainy season still winding down I decided to head across to the Atacama in Chile. This would involve Pasa de Jama, my first Andean crossing. At 4,200m above sea level, it is the northern most border crossing between Argentine and Chile. The road itself reaches much higher altitudes, but it has some of the most spectacular senery and above all else, prestine tar with stunning sweeping bends. The altitude makes small tasks difficult, but fortunately the bike held out well, better than I did…


The ascent into the Andes begin, it is still relatively green.

And then it dries up totally


Argentinean customs was painless, my newly approach of pointing at various documents and mumbling in pidgin Spanish did the trick. Quite bizzarly, Argentinean customs are located on the border at 4,200m, whilst the Chilean customs are 150km down the road at San Pedro, residing at a far more respectable 2,400m altitude. Clearly someone has thought about this.


Chilean immigration was painless. When the Immigration office found out that I worked in IT he began showing me an iPhone app he had written to speed up the customs process for cargo vehicles. Again the conversation consists of both parties pointing at stuff, speaking in a pidgin version of the other parties language and then nodding in agreement. I’ve had weirder experiences at borders, but not many. Then it was on to customs who are extremely thorough. I signed a declaration stating I have not imported any vegetables, meat or animal semen. Seriously. For the first time ever I had to unpack all my luggage as the Aduana agent looked to contraband food and God knows what else.
The town of San Pedro de Atacama is a couple of km’s down the road, where I check into the rustic Puritama hostal which has plenty parking for oversized motorbikes. Happy days. I had planned to meet Ricky here, one of the back packers from Buenos Aires. He spent several months travelling Central America before heading south. We are on a similar route and we meet up occasionally.
San Pedro de Atacama is a small town on the northern border of the Salar de Atacama salt flats, which is in the north eastern part of the Atacama desert, the driest area in the world. Some parts of the Atacama desert have an average rainfall of 1mm a year, some weather stations have never recordered rain.


San Pedro itself is rustic, though often criticised for being too touristy. Granted every store is either a tour operator or a shop selling generic tourist bumpf, but you have to give it to this place, the landscape is absolutely stunning.

Early morning mountain biking

Salt caves in Lunar valley

Muy buenos Buenos Aires
Ah yes, Buenos Aires. It is hard not to like the place; with its gorgeous architecture, good food and beautiful people. Very beautiful people. It is just how I imagined it to be, very European, the Spanish influence extremely noticeable. I arrived a few days before the bike which gave me some time to do the tourist thing.

Pleased to meet you, meat to please you.
Pikipiki Safamerica
Yes, the title says it all, Pikipiki Safari lives on! Well, one half of it at least.
Not being quite ready to return back to London and the land of the big smoke, I’ve decided to carry on. Unfortunately Adrian has already returned to London so it’s just going to be me, Russell, on my own this time.
So the big question, where to next? As with the last trip, I’m after countries with corrupt officials and places where people have little understanding of the English Language. So it’s obvious really, South America. Fortunately there are plenty of overlanders there already, so I’ll be teaming up with other interesting characters along the way.
Almost Famous
Here at Pikipiki we are regularly stalked by the paparazzi. Here are two articles in local South African newspapers that recently featured our African trip.
The Final Push To Cape Town
Having been extremely well looked after by various members of the Jonson clan over the last few weeks, we continued on our final leg of the trip towards Cape Town. By now we are very much on the main South African tourist trail. Roads are good, accommodation excellent and the food even better.
Our first stop was Jefferys bay, the world famous surf destination. We rode down to Island Vibe backpackers, which is described by a local guidebook as “lively”. Full of surfers and bikini clad surfer groupies, the later outnumber the former by about 3 to 1. And so we checked in, for 3 days. At Island Vibe they partied hard, all day, every day.

The view from our room at Jefferys Bay
South Africa Part 1 – The Big Easy
Completing our final border crossing of this trip and entering South Africa was such an emotional experience. This time I was experiencing the sites and roads of my country of birth on a motorcycle, a mode of transport I had only become passionate about after leaving South Africa over 11 years ago.
We stopped in the small border town of Messina for some supplies. This town is nothing special by South African standards, but for us it felt like they had lined the streets with a welcome party. We walked into a Spar supermarket and stocked up on nostalgia. Brands we knew from our childhood filled our basket faster than you can say “howzit my bru”.
Zimbabwe
It has been 25 years since my family left Zimbabwe; I was about 8 years old at the time. With all the negative press I was quite nervous about returning back for my first time.
From Blantyre, Malawi we made a quick blast through Mozambique via the Tete corridor into Nyampanda, Zimbabwe. Border formalities were painless, the usual immigration and customs followed by a final once over from “Interpol”, plain clothes police who check all your documents.









